Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet.

The show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions.

This week, we're talking about fairy rings, getting pulled out of bed by the legs, and

getting cucked by an elderly rabbit.

I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Tim Lannning.

Hello, Jennifer.

Michael DeMorrow.

Hello, Jennifer.

And Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer. Did I scare you guys by coming in so hard with talking about getting cucked by a rabbit? Yeah, no. Does that mean, that's like bestiality and stuff? I mean, well, you know, we'll just have to see when it comes up. I don't like it. Yeah. I read my question that I'm reading like several times because I didn't understand it and it's good. That's what I like. I want you all to be very,

I want you to be confused and scared. Cool. When you read the question. Cool. Happy Sunday, everyone.

Is everyone having a good day?

Yeah, you know? Yeah, baby. Yeah, everyone's healthy.

We're all healthy. None of us had tons of problems. Why'd you say it like that? Yeah, you know it.

Today's supposed to be a blood moon. I came back from the beach. You looked so great.

Where I was around my nephew, who was coughing a lot, the whole, yeah, how much COVID you got in

yeah, you riddle with COVID? And he was like, hey, he was like, hey, Uncle Nick, can I cough

in your face? And I was like, sure. I'd prefer not. And Uncle Nick, can I just put my entire

head in your mouth and then just cough? Yeah, yeah. Can I go directly into your mouth? My nephew wanted to try my alcoholic beverage, so he stuck his fingers in it and licked it. Like, licked the fingers. Like, well, I'm going to die. I don't think I'm going to get COVID, but definitely going to get something. I mean, he just had COVID. So he's probably fine. Yeah, you're the safest right after COVID.

Which I think it's actually true, but I don't know.

You are. That's true. It was funny. I've been eating a lot of salads lately. Hell yeah. Doing a diet thing. Oh, congrats. And on the trip, I went and got a salad, and then I came back and I was getting a salad, miserable, you know, hating my life.

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