Dear Internet Episode 115: Hot Fridge
Dear Internet
GeeklyInc
4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Dear Internet,
On this week's episode we discuss bathroom boundaries, hot fridge, and ancestry.
Edited by Stephen Garcia
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:03.6 | Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:21.4 | This week, we're talking about a bathroom fart standoff, a hot, haunted fridge, and learning a language for your partner. |
| 0:29.1 | I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Tim Lambert. |
| 0:32.1 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:33.8 | New Christo. |
| 0:35.3 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:38.1 | And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. |
| 0:40.6 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:41.8 | A.k.a. the birthday boy. |
| 0:45.4 | Birthday milk. |
| 0:47.1 | Don't talk to me until I've had my birthday milk. |
| 0:50.1 | He's drinking out of his birthday milk bug right now. |
| 0:53.2 | Now, glug, glug. I'm so happy for you in your birthday, in your birthday milk thing. |
| 0:58.6 | But as I've said before, you guys talking about the birthday milk is a direct attack on Jennifer and I feel like, I'm for sure it's very funny, but I feel like you're leaning into it just because we weren't there. |
| 1:09.2 | Yeah, no, that is actually the only funny part about it. |
| 1:13.1 | It's like the joke itself, not funny at all. |
| 1:15.7 | I got a reminder in my phone a couple days ago that just popped up that said, |
| 1:22.5 | by Michael Birthday, Mike's. |
| 1:24.4 | Why is this on my phone? I literally don't know what it means anymore. I hope that you bought him that shelf stable milk that the boy bought in that one question where his mom got mad at him for drinking too much milk. God damn, people buy stuff. And so he bought a bunch of shelf stable and that's birthday milk to me. It is. Michael, what are you getting up to today? Gonna frickin, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. What? What was that? Dance through the freaking house in your utterance? Come on. That's what Tom Cruise. You're asking if I'm going to do a risky business? |
| 2:03.7 | I was literally just listening to a podcast about Tom Cruise today. |
| 2:08.0 | What the fuck? |
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