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Dear Internet

Dear Internet Episode 117: Cheese Log

Dear Internet

GeeklyInc

Advice, Reddit, Comedy, Relationships

4.9538 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Dear Internet,

On this week's episode Nick is trapped in corn, but the rest of the crew is here to discuss orb, egg, and cheese turds.


Edited by Stephen Garcia


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Dear Internet.

0:03.5

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions.

0:20.8

This week we're talking about cheese turds, being taken by an orb and the wedding egg.

0:28.1

I'm Jennifer Sheik, and with me is Tim Lanning.

0:31.4

Hello, Jennifer.

0:33.3

And Michael DeMorrow.

0:35.3

Hello, Jennifer.

0:36.8

Guys, Nick is currently buried in corn.

0:39.7

He could not be with us on this morning.

0:42.8

Pray for Nick.

0:43.6

Okay, yes, Nick is not here.

0:45.8

You said corn.

0:47.3

I was actively texting my brother.

0:49.3

Yeah, Tim was doing other stuff.

0:51.7

But we're going to eat corn today.

0:53.1

We are going to eat corn today unless it went back to fridge. I need to check the corn to see if it's bad in the fridge. You said cheese turds, and I don't like it. Yeah, yeah. I'm still reeling. I'm still reeling from that. There's a lot going on. That wasn't a mistake? No, that was intentional. Okay. Because cheese curds is a thing,

1:12.4

Jennifer, but cheese turds is not. I know. Yeah. Cheese curds are so good, though. All my cheese

1:18.0

heads out there freaking out. You just like to eat cheese that squeaks against your good. Do you think

1:23.8

Mike Urban is going to bring us cheese again at GeeklyCon? Oh my God. I want that to happen. Because you know we're going to be at GeeklyCon so soon. Like so soon. Jesus Christ. It really is really soon. Oh, my God. Did you know you can buy individual tickets, individual day tickets at geeklycon.com? Oh, my God. Did I? Yeah. yeah, no, Michael, what is that? Yeah, you can buy, uh, if you're like, ah, I just want to come for a day and I live close and I can drive there or something. You could do that. Wow. What a deal. What a deal. Such a deal. I think you should get, you should, why would you do that go all the days?

2:02.3

But you know what?

2:03.5

Hey, what if you have a wedding?

2:05.8

Yeah, what have you got other stuff going on?

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