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Ask Iliza Anything

Curmudgeonly Old Guys

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Iliza counsels listeners on how to ignore dumb comments and the show has a new nemesis in the form of Noisy Phil.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them! We'll read them!

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it!

0:23.0

I've got the answer! The answer! You asked me! Ask a laser anything!

0:31.0

Help! Help! Help!

0:34.0

Here's why media is such a tough thing to navigate.

0:37.0

Because you see a headline that's like, Vladimir Putin's daughter's sanction. And so you automatically assume

0:44.0

they must be as evil as he is. And then they deliberately use one of the pictures of his daughters

0:50.0

where like Vladimir Putin looks like a filter on Snapchat. And then you put your face in.

0:57.0

And it's like, this is what you would look like if you were related to Vladimir Putin.

1:00.0

Like, it looks like him with long hair. And I'm sorry, but her forehead is massive.

1:05.0

And I am not a bad person for pointing that out. Like, there is a reason, like you might think,

1:11.0

like, oh my god, am I a bitch for saying that? No. There is a reason that outlets run with a weird looking picture.

1:18.0

And there's this weird implied thing that like, hey, this girl's weird looking, but you're not allowed to say anything.

1:25.0

Even though we chose this weird picture of his daughter. And I was gonna like make fun.

1:33.0

But then I started reading and like, one of them's like an infectious disease doctor.

1:36.0

And it's like, yeah, it's not your fault if your dad is pure evil.

1:39.0

And you don't necessarily know that he's evil because you live in that bubble.

1:42.0

I don't know anything about them. But like my first thought is just as a comic,

1:46.0

as a person with fucking eyeballs is like, oh my god, that forehead. But she might be an amazing.

1:51.0

So I'm not gonna, there's no one indictment on her. And my indictment is on Yahoo news.

1:55.0

And every other outlet, not that I get my news from them, I just Googled her name, that used this picture.

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