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Ask Iliza Anything

Keep It Icy

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Iliza is frustrated by a basic lack of manners and the excuses of a boyfriend who's engaged to someone else.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them! We'll read them!

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it!

0:23.0

I've got the answer! The answer! You asked me! Ask a laser anything!

0:31.0

Help! Help! Help!

0:34.0

I'm standing because I don't know if anybody else feels this way. Like the right side of my

0:39.0

neck always hurts and I think it's from gripping my phone.

0:43.0

Probably. Yeah. Does yours? I haven't knew. Yes, my neck hurts a lot but I have like a...

0:49.0

I feel a tingling between my shoulder blades sometimes when I'm sitting in my desk because I'm sitting in like a little

0:55.0

Hunchback pose and then I'll feel it start to tingle and I'm like, oh no!

0:59.0

Yeah, I... It hurts so much and so now I'm standing and like even holding my daughter,

1:05.0

I'm like, I can only do this for a minute before I have to lay down. It's as if I was in a car accident, not someone who

1:11.0

works out like five days a week. So... And then I went to get like one of those like Chinese chair massages

1:17.0

or it's like someone who like maybe doesn't have a license is just like rubbing you and it feels

1:21.0

so good in the moment. But I think it released so many toxins that I did my workout today and I was on the

1:27.0

brink of vomiting the entire time. I know, Trots, I always think I would be the one person who went to a

1:31.0

chiropractor and then they snap my spinal cord and then I'm dead or I'm paralyzed forever. So I just...

1:37.0

I've never... I've never let a professional human... I went...

1:41.0

Mine was an unprofessional. I love them though. I love it. It's like 50 bucks. You're sitting a big

1:45.0

lounge chair and they just rub your body and I have a woman that I see. No, I don't...

1:51.0

Someone was like, like at the airport, I'm like, no, there's like a parlor in like a strip mall because it's

1:57.0

LA. Oh, we have a strip malls by my house. And I love it. And the woman doesn't speak English, but she speaks

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