Cum N' Hoe

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The guys riff on how Blau jerked off with sunscreen like a monster, figure out how to wash the coochie, learn about the history of cum, and get some threesome etiquette tips from a listener in a poly relationship. u already know it's a science podcast.

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0:00.0	Have you ever unlocked your phone with your cock?
0:07.0	I was thinking about that earlier.
0:10.0	How do you do that?
0:11.0	What do you mean?
0:14.0	You just fucking was it was easier or you fucking you put in your passcode with it.
0:20.0	That could be done.
0:22.0	Can you if you use your cock does it make the phone work?
0:25.0	Does it make your phone work?
0:27.0	You know what I mean?
0:28.0	You can use any part of your skin.
0:29.0	Can you?
0:30.0	You can use your earlobes if you need to.
0:32.0	Okay, I'm gonna say I don't think so.
0:34.0	I have four.
0:35.0	I think if you're hard maybe.
0:37.0	Oh yeah, I mean soft is just sad.
0:39.0	It's like I don't think you need to open me right now.
0:41.0	But hard you fucking like a gava you go order in the court.
0:44.0	Order in the court.
0:45.0	One, two, five, six, nine, seven.
0:47.0	Speaking of order in the court when I was in outer banks north Carolina for my family location.
0:52.0	I forgot to bring the old baby oil.
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