127: Books Make Me Horny

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The bois are back in the stu riffing on penis coladas, michaels new vagina research, and how Trev came on the ground like an American hero! They also discuss how to properly get horny in a Victoria secret.

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0:00.0	Go splunking in that pussy.
0:01.6	Yeah, you think you could wear like a little forehead light on?
0:04.8	That's what I mean.
0:06.2	Gotta turn that light on, put a hat on, explore.
0:08.8	Put a hat on.
0:09.6	Make it a day.
0:12.4	Uh oh, ladies and gentlemen,
0:14.2	before we get into the episode,
0:16.2	we got Tor Tor Tor Tor Tor Tor,
0:17.8	a date, stand up comedy.
0:19.0	Two or two or two or three.
0:20.2	Two or two or three.
0:21.0	Uh Michael Blowstein is going to be in Phoenix, Arizona,
0:24.4	July 8th.
0:25.6	He's going to be in Liberty Township, Cincinnati, Ohio,
0:29.2	July 21st, Columbus, Ohio, July 22nd, Tampa, Florida,
0:33.9	August 18th, and Orlando, Florida, August 19th.
0:37.5	Go on blowcomedy.com to cop them tickets.
0:40.9	Mr. Wallace, where the hell are you going to be?
0:42.9	Yes, sir.
0:44.8	We're going to be in Des Moines, Iowa.
0:46.7	That is the weekend of 4th of July.
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