128: Trevor Wallace Bangs Like Big Foot

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The gang goes off the rails in this one discussing how low do balls actually go, walking out at ur wedding to WAP, and how Blue Face baby is gonna box tik toks bad boy… Neumane. They also riff on how michael is eating more coochie and long distance dick. SCIENCE.

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0:00.0	The Maldives, where you can relax on white sand beaches,
0:04.8	under gently swaying coconut trees,
0:08.0	and dive into crystal clear waters to swim with the local wildlife.
0:12.8	Or...
0:14.0	You can dive into the beach parties,
0:16.4	bonfires and cocktails of the local nightlife.
0:20.0	Virgin Atlantic will be flying to the Maldives from October 2023,
0:25.0	but how you see it is up to you.
0:27.3	But now with Virgin Atlantic holidays.
0:30.3	Every time you guys have sex, it's like Carmen Sandiego.
0:33.3	It's like you go, it's like...
0:34.3	You literally take out a treasure map and you go,
0:36.3	where are we fucking?
0:38.3	Tour de Nero.
0:39.3	What does that mean?
0:40.3	Robert and Arrow?
0:41.3	We're on tour.
0:42.3	Guys, ladies and gentlemen, this week and this week only D'Moen Iowa.
0:45.3	And Michael Blouseyne is nice enough to join me.
0:47.3	So we will be there.
0:48.3	Two of the shows are already sold out.
0:49.3	TrevorWallsConey.com this weekend, D'Moen Iowa.
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