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Iliza might have psychic abilities and she definitely has advice on distant dads, being ghosted, and an oversharing coworker.

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My mom said that I wear a hat too much and my hair isn't getting enough vitamin D.

Oh, I don't expect you to have an answer to that.

She was like, you know, when acidic juice take off their wigs and then the hair is not nice.

And I was like, yeah, I guess you need like you need vitamin D on your skin, why not your hair?

And I thought I was just always protecting my hair from sun damage, but I guess I could stand to have like 20 minutes of vitamin D because I'm always wearing a hat.

I guess that's the one excuse for people to wear just a visor.

Anyways, I've been trying to get my hair to slurp up some vitamin D because I'm going on.

We had the baby 17 months ago. What's going on with his hair?

Everyone deserves that best friend who delivers blunt advice with impunity. Comedian, writer, and actor Iliza Shlesinger is that friend. She has built a cult-like following of listeners seeking her hilarious take on their problems. Every week, people submit their burning questions to the show, with topics ranging from bad coworkers, psychotic bridesmaids, and a mother-in-law who won't move out to faking an accent and diarrhea etiquette. Iliza's answers range from wise and heart-felt to rage-fueled and off-the-wall. She enjoys nothing more than giving incisive life advice to total strangers, sometimes with a celebrity guest in tow. It's always entertaining, so go ahead: Ask Iliza Anything.

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0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
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0:25.0	The answers! You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:29.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:33.0	My mom said that I wear a hat too much and my hair isn't getting enough vitamin D.
0:41.0	Oh, I don't expect you to have an answer to that.
0:44.0	I'm just...
0:45.0	She was like, you know, when acidic juice take off their wigs and then the hair is not nice.
0:51.0	And I was like, yeah, I guess you need like you need vitamin D on your skin, why not your hair?
0:56.0	And I thought I was just always protecting my hair from sun damage, but I guess I could stand to have like 20 minutes of vitamin D because I'm always wearing a hat.
1:03.0	I guess that's the one excuse for people to wear just a visor.
1:08.0	Yes, but what about scout burn?
1:11.0	Anyways, I've been trying to get my hair to slurp up some vitamin D because I'm going on.
1:17.0	We had the baby 17 months ago. What's going on with his hair?
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