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What sucks about the internet is that nothing is unique and special anymore.

And even like sayings or personality traits that maybe everyone had but you kind of always thought were your own or acute.

And I want to write a bit about this so I'm reluctant to say it on here because the internet also steals a lot.

But I really get grossed out when I hear like cute terms that used to be cute but now they're like mass appropriated.

Like you're a 42 year old woman, I don't think it's cute that you're like I just need naps and snacks.

Like there was once a time when it was like an adorable thing for a girl to admit that she loved to eat.

But it's like yeah, we're all sloppy and want food.

Like you're not naps and snacks, clean plate club, like you're a fucking adult, like you're a homeowner.

Everyone deserves that best friend who delivers blunt advice with impunity. Comedian, writer, and actor Iliza Shlesinger is that friend. She has built a cult-like following of listeners seeking her hilarious take on their problems. Every week, people submit their burning questions to the show, with topics ranging from bad coworkers, psychotic bridesmaids, and a mother-in-law who won't move out to faking an accent and diarrhea etiquette. Iliza's answers range from wise and heart-felt to rage-fueled and off-the-wall. She enjoys nothing more than giving incisive life advice to total strangers, sometimes with a celebrity guest in tow. It's always entertaining, so go ahead: Ask Iliza Anything.

0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answers!
0:25.0	The answers! You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a new image!
0:29.0	Help! Help! Help! Help!
0:33.0	What sucks about the internet is that nothing is unique and special anymore.
0:41.0	And even like sayings or personality traits that maybe everyone had but you kind of always thought were your own or acute.
0:51.0	And I want to write a bit about this so I'm reluctant to say it on here because the internet also steals a lot.
1:00.0	But I really get grossed out when I hear like cute terms that used to be cute but now they're like mass appropriated.
1:09.0	Like you're a 42 year old woman, I don't think it's cute that you're like I just need naps and snacks.
1:14.0	Like everybody fucking eats snacks.
1:16.0	Like there was once a time when it was like an adorable thing for a girl to admit that she loved to eat.
1:21.0	But it's like yeah, we're all sloppy and want food.
1:24.0	Like you're not naps and snacks, clean plate club, like you're a fucking adult, like you're a homeowner.
1:30.0	I hate when men say clean plate club.
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Get Some Serotonin

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

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