Some Dork's Duplex

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Iliza gives listeners suggestions on how to roast the worst people in their lives and is realistic about the requirements for dog training.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answers!
0:25.0	The answers! You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:29.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:33.0	Recording from Washington State and Noah went before us and we were going to meet him there.
0:40.0	And it was me and my mother-in-law and Sierra and Tion Foo.
0:44.0	And every molecule of road warriorism, every gig I've ever done, kicked into gear
0:54.0	because my mother-in-law couldn't carry as many bags as me, obviously.
0:59.0	It's a long story why I didn't have a roller bag, but it was just like in my mind.
1:03.0	I was just like, okay, like I had to carry Sierra's car seat as a backpack
1:08.0	and then we had to bring an extra backpack for her stuff and then Noah needed me to bring stuff last minute.
1:13.0	So it was me carrying like five bags plus the dog and the stroller just muscling through.
1:20.0	I had a seat tack and I didn't, my mother-in-law was like doing the best she can.
1:24.0	I'm just like 20 feet ahead.
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