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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Heather has a very special guest in the studio- her mom, Robin! After a weekend in Florida, Robin has come back with who she thinks is a new beau, but after a quick google search by Heather she realizes Robin may be the one that has been SCHAMMED. A great reminder to all of you with single parents to check that they too are not sending money to a prince in foreign country.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.0	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host
0:14.8	Heather McMahon.
0:18.8	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the
0:25.7	Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. How the hell are you?
0:29.7	Hope you're doing fantastic. I am so excited to be back to the regularly scheduled program.
0:35.9	I have my favorite guest of all time. She is, I would say at this point, not my mother but my lover my protector my biggest
0:46.7	enemy and my biggest supporter at the same time ladies and gentlemen we have so much
0:50.8	to catch up with the one and only the iconic divarad. Please welcome to the studio
0:54.5	Robin McMahon my mom. Hi mom. Hey Heather I'm so glad to be here. Your hair looks gorgeous.
1:00.4	You got a color today? I did I got a color I think it looks good. You like it like this and you don't like more highlights?
1:06.7	Mom I think you look good. You need to lean in. Hold on putting my phone on do not disturb. You need to lean into your sexy dark roots.
1:12.3	Okay, I got it.
1:13.4	Like a sexy dark red head.
1:14.6	All right, we got it.
1:15.4	You're popping off on that Sicilian tan.
1:17.0	You look good girl.
1:18.0	Thank you.
1:18.7	Now, mom, I brought you on today because I had so many DMs after Sunday night's little fiasco which we will get into this
1:25.3	this recent bumble scum dating saga that we will absolutely get into but we haven't
1:30.4	heard from you on the podcast in a minute so I want to to just catch up with you, see how you're doing.
1:34.3	And then I want to get into the recent Bumble Blunder,
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