Heather's Heavenly Hogs
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2024
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather recounts recents events down here in Atlanta. She fleshes out a new business idea after Jeff took too long to smoke some ribs, gets disrupted by Robin due to a looming thunderstorm and texts the GA law lady for some drug intel after one of your voicemails leaves her with some questions.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:26.5 | absolutely not podcast I am feeling like a elder millennial I got an iPad mini because I got blackout drunk the other night and it was |
| 0:37.7 | Prime Day on Amazon. I don't promote over consumerism, but let me tell you, we've got five sponsors of the podcast today. |
| 0:47.0 | No, I wanted to get a couple of do dads and I ended up getting this iPad mini that I thought would be cute. |
| 0:53.2 | Sit in the office, sit by the desk, you know, we listen to the voicemails on it, and I don't know. |
| 0:58.6 | It's the same size as my fricking phone. |
| 1:01.0 | Did I need it? |
| 1:01.8 | No. Was I drunk? Yes. I'll tell you what. Being in Italy for two weeks, yes, you spend money because you're on a vacation. But when you're on vacation, you know what you're not thinking of, you know having six margaritas |
| 1:14.4 | and then just buying random shit on Amazon. |
| 1:16.3 | It's like as soon as you get to America you just need gadgets and chip clips and |
| 1:20.7 | you know fucking things in your house and organizers and all that |
| 1:24.6 | shit when you're on vacation you don't think about that the only thing you're |
| 1:27.3 | thinking about is what am I getting the freedom besto what time is calamari hour you |
| 1:32.2 | know what time am I getting a fresh |
| 1:34.2 | aperal spritz, hitting my lips? So I do think when I go on vacation I save |
| 1:38.8 | money because I'm not blacking out shopping, filling the void of sadness in my deep soul. So yesterday |
| 1:48.0 | what arrived an iPad mini two different sets of headphones because I lost my |
| 1:51.8 | beats by Dre you know I'm a beats by Dre. You know I'm a |
| 1:53.2 | beats by Dre kind of girl. I got my dingle dongles in here while I'm |
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