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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,

where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

Absolutely Now Podcast I'm your host Heather McMahon welcome to this bonus

edition part two of the Italian Extravaganza.

If you listened on Wednesday of this week,

I did Part 1 of the trip.

Y'all are nosy little bitches,

and you like to know every minute detail. So I am giving you part two and

you're probably like Heather why didn't you just make it an extra long podcast

because we have sponsors.

Everyone needs to get paid and everyone needs to be heard. But hey, who doesn't love an extra bonus episode?

So where I left off on Wednesday was the first week of our trip and now I'm getting into the, you know, I guess one might say the honeymoon phase part two.

So I was on a trip for a week.

Tina was there, our friend Stephen and Pietro and Mossimo and our whole crew from Atlanta

that owns property in the Amelia Romanian region of Italy.

So now Jeff and I were branching off to do a little anniversary trip if you will and we decided to drive from

Remini to Florence for a, and then we were going out into the Tuscan countryside, and

then we were going to this very fancy place called Hotel Pelicano in a tiny little beach town called Porto

Erkalee and then we're going to roam and going home and this is where you know when

Jeff and I get together and it's two, it's Ren and Stimpy, okay?

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