Testosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

It’s another classic episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer. Bert is trying to update his wardrobe, how much weight change affects looks, and if it has the potential to change a fat comedian’s act. Tom injects Bert with (doctor prescribed) testosterone, the discuss what tattoos they’re going to get on their newly ripped bodies, and how jacked some athletes used to be. They discuss plane crashes, health and longevity,

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0:00.0	So you do it in your ass.
0:01.1	Yeah.
0:01.6	How do you do it in your ass?
0:02.6	I'll show you.
0:03.1	Pull up to your hips with big tits.
0:05.3	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:07.3	Do you think I'm smarter than the Malaysian president?
0:09.2	You might be the first time you shot here.
0:11.8	100%
0:14.4	Why are you guys?
0:21.4	Hey, I'm on the boss.
0:23.1	I'm on the boss.
0:24.1	One more on the West Coast.
0:25.1	And by the way, what a benevolent boss I am.
0:26.4	Hey guys, it's Bert Kreischer.
0:27.7	The boss of two bears won cave.
0:29.8	And there's my wife bringing in scissors.
0:32.7	And he got next to me, West Coast Tommy,
0:34.8	who has switched out a luxury vehicle every single day
0:38.0	and high and close.
0:39.2	What are we wearing today, Tom?
0:41.0	You don't want a free palace tonight,
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