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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 7, 2025: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. The Devil made me do it. Everything you wanna know about what your kids are doing on the internet.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.

0:05.6

Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.

0:14.6

June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own.

0:23.1

Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.

0:28.5

Call Standard Heating today or visit Standardheating.com.

0:31.4

Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.

0:35.0

The 93x. The 93rd.

0:38.4

Morning Show.

0:40.1

Ninety three.

0:47.0

Oh, man.

0:49.6

Well, here we go.

0:50.1

Welcome.

1:15.6

We welcome every damn last one of you to the 93X half-ass morning show. It's our Wednesday program. I stayed up late last night, Cubby. I'm sure you can figure out why, and it was not worth it. Yeah, a little disappointing. I'm sorry. We can get into that later. You know, plenty of time to cover that nightmare later. I'll just say this. I'll just say this.

1:24.6

Josh, do you remember years ago when we were still young bucks, and you and I and an oversized teenage kid that used to work here, the three of us would drive on over to a park in my neighborhood with a seven-foot hoop,

1:33.6

and we would play basketball until we couldn't stand any longer.

1:37.5

I remember that fondly, and I remember, actually, I remember the first time we ever went there

1:42.8

because this kid was over six

1:44.8

feet tall. Yeah, he was the teen androthal. That's what we called him, the teen androthal, because he was

1:50.2

16. But you say at least six, two? Yeah, a big, massive hunk of, of, of, uh, of garbage is what he was.

1:57.7

He was just a big load of garbage. Like you said, so he could reach the rim.

2:02.7

Seven foot hoop. Normally they're 10. We would go to the seven foot.

2:06.0

So we could do a little, you know, Dr. Jay till we were fancy out there.

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