Cosmetic Dentistry, Blood Money, Blackouts | Monday Morning Podcast 5-5-25

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about cosmetic dentistry scams, blood money, and blackout preparedness.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, May 5th,
0:06.3	2025. What's going on? Hawaii. How's it going? Nice to see you. Well, I can't see you,
0:15.9	but you know, I'm thinking about you. And isn't that all we want? Isn't that what everybody's talking about?
0:21.6	You just want to be seen.
0:23.6	I just want to be seen.
0:25.6	I don't feel seen.
0:27.9	I don't feel heard.
0:29.8	New York,
0:30.4	got to put the chain in the door.
0:34.9	Anyway,
0:36.6	May 5th,
0:42.4	Happy Cinco de Mayo to Mexican people.
0:48.7	You know, let's say a holiday, right?
0:50.5	Liberation is something.
0:51.2	They never taught us.
0:54.8	I never heard of Cinco de Mayo until I moved to L.A.
1:04.4	It was completely left off the books. 1492. Columbus sailed the ocean blue. The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Marina, the Maria, the fucking, the pilgrims. They came over and evidently they had hats with buckles on them.
1:14.5	Which I don't know if that was ever proven.
1:17.6	Like how do they know what the fuck they wore back then?
1:21.6	Is that just all made up?
1:25.3	You know?
1:26.1	Once me passed the hat down
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