Bookstore, Luxury Items, Electric Bikes | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-8-25

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about going to the bookstore, luxury item scams, and electric bikes.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-8-17 - Bill rambles about Quiet Riot, Delta Airlines and being someone's fetish.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Herbie Hancock - Gentle Thoughts

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.6	It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning
0:07.4	podcast, and I'm just checking in on you.
0:15.2	How are you?
0:16.5	How's it go?
0:17.4	Oh, Jesus.
0:18.2	I forgot it was the Thursday thing.
0:20.2	For some reason, for some reason, unbeknownst to me, I thought it was Saturday last night. We did two shows, and for some reason, it just felt like a fucking Saturday.
0:31.2	We're halfway through week nine. Week nine. And I feel like, you know, after this week, two more weeks,
0:38.4	I can start to see the finish line already.
0:44.8	It's kind of weird.
0:45.6	This is one of these gigs that is seen like it's going by in two seconds
0:50.3	and then also when I think way back to the first day of rehearsal,
0:53.3	that seems like three
0:54.3	years ago but anyway we're having great shows chugging along two shows yesterday one today
1:01.5	my favorite the seven o'clock show I love the seven o'clock show we're done with the whole
1:10.2	thing and jumping on the train going home by fucking 920.
1:16.3	And you know, I'm an older fella.
1:18.7	So I like to try to get my sleep, but I can't get to sleep till like two in the morning.
1:22.8	And I've been staying off the fucking Instagram for the most part.
1:27.8	All right, this is really embarrassing, and it's embarrassing to me and slightly
1:32.5	insulting to you guys.
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