Windsor Knot, Phone Functions, 'The View' Gripes | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2025
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about learning a Windsor knot, phone functions, and 'The View' gripes.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:02.8 | It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:12.1 | Woo! |
| 0:13.1 | What's going on? |
| 0:14.8 | Awaiya! |
| 0:18.9 | All right. |
| 0:19.7 | Well, I owe you guys an hour today. I'm going to do the best I can to get through all of this because I went a little short. |
| 0:28.0 | Can I just, I do like 45 minutes. I do have to go to the gym because I don't want to be old Billy Blubber. |
| 0:33.8 | Billy Blubber tits. I don't want to be that. |
| 0:37.3 | You know, I did this gig the other day and somebody gave me a free hoodie and it was the |
| 0:43.8 | pullover. And I got to admit, you know, I appreciate the gesture, but I am, I don't want to, |
| 0:49.7 | I'm a zip up guy. You know what I mean? I feel a lot more comfortable with like a zip-up. |
| 0:58.8 | Like I don't feel like if you have the pullover, there's something like really, like it's |
| 1:02.6 | really up on your neck and you're really aware of the hood. |
| 1:07.6 | You know, it feels like it's heavier. |
| 1:09.9 | And then you know what the worst is? |
| 1:11.2 | Is if it's too hot out and you have the hoodie on, |
| 1:14.0 | there's no way to take it off gracefully in public |
| 1:17.4 | without your fucking dad bod torso hanging out the bottom. |
| 1:21.9 | You ever done that at like a fucking coffee shop or some shit, right? |
| 1:25.4 | And you go to fucking lift it up. |
| 1:31.6 | And your stomach comes out. And then there's that place, you know, |
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