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Basketball Illuminati

Master Of Destruction

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Tom and Amin take the Illuminati show on the road, all the way out to the desert of Las Vegas, where they were able to track down Truth Teller Vincent Goodwill of Yahoo Sports. The specter of the Slim Reaper continues to haunt the league, as Kevin Durant's future is inextricably bound to his partner in dysfunction Third Eye Kai's. Tom also managed to find time to Do His Own Research on the effectiveness of a five year max extension to retain a superstar on your team, and Vinnie shares his favorite NBA conspiracy. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirts - Hat 1 - Hat 2 Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.

0:10.9

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0:16.1

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0:21.8

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0:25.9

I mean, I'm just so glad you're here because I was worried about you.

0:29.6

I heard you might have been captured last night by them.

0:32.5

Oh, man. Let me tell you something, man.

0:34.3

Las Vegas is a dangerous place.

0:36.6

It's a dangerous place, man.

0:38.8

I was out, was having a good time, I was grabbing a quick drink at Aria,

0:44.8

get a text from my buddy, Vinny Gowil, and Vinny says,

0:48.4

Hey, man, where are you at? Where I cause myself? I'll be right there.

0:51.4

So as I'm turning the leave, I bump into a young lady.

0:56.1

Okay. She makes a funny joke, whatever.

0:58.5

And I say, aha, and I make a joke too, and exchange names.

1:02.3

Next thing I know, there's a second one there, and then there's a third one there.

1:05.4

And everyone's hanging off every word I'm saying. I'm like,

1:10.4

little my, my slighty sense is tingling.

1:12.7

Your third eye started to open up.

1:14.0

And my third eye opened up, and I saw what was happening.

1:16.8

I saw the yokey joke that was happening.

1:18.7

And the giveaway was when I made a joke, and I got the laugh and pat,

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