Anasyrma

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Travel Correspondent Emily reports on her recent visit to the Forestiere Underground Gardens in Fresno, CA that were featured on our Hobby Tunneling episode. In other geological explorations, boulder holders are discussed as well. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Anasyrma," which may be a deliberately provocative self-exposing of one's naked genitals or buttocks.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place
0:06.2	there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed
0:10.6	with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.1	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.1	hello babies
0:29.2	welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. I'm Lisa. I'm Lisa. I'm Lisa. I'm Lisa. I'm Lisa. I'm Lisa. I'm going to be a little stupid today because I, okay, so I just got two vaccines. I'm feeling
0:47.2	sleepy and I basically just gassed myself with odorless minerals while oil painting because I forgot that they're still
0:55.0	toxic you just can't smell them so I started to get a headache and I was like oh
0:59.7	oops whoops you know I went to art school, but they didn't teach me that.
1:07.0	Apologies to all our listeners who were hoping Lisa was going to be talking about farting but then was talking about
1:13.7	I guess myself real bad I mean with odorless minerals they weren't those weren't
1:19.2	at all I think it's okay to be stupid I feel like it's like the senioritis for the year like
1:28.2	everything's winding down everyone is sort of turning their brains halfway off
1:32.0	already Adam did an impression the other day of is sort of turning their brains halfway off already.
1:32.8	It's true.
1:33.8	Adam did an impression the other day of like our whole industry this month and it's just like,
1:37.8	they just like slowly shut down and you like start to not get responses to emails.
1:44.0	It's really funny.
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