Citation For Glittering

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Rudy, of RUDY'S PLACE, returns to Judge John Hodgman's court and brings his wife, Mary, with him! Rudy can’t stand glitter. He says that Mary keeps bringing it into the house and would like her to stop. Mary says that Rudy needs to find a better way to cope. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? With Guest Bailiff Jean Grae!

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0:00.0	Gene, Gene, Gene, it's me, Judge John Hodgman.
0:06.4	Gene, thank you so much for guest bail-offing today.
0:08.8	Of course, thank you for asking me.
0:10.8	But I need to give you some background on what is about to happen on the show.
0:14.8	Okay.
0:15.8	Because this has never happened before.
0:18.8	This is never, this is a previously on Judge John Hodgman segment.
0:22.2	Yes.
0:23.2	So today we're hearing a case between a person named Rudy and his wife, who is her
0:28.4	whole human being on our own right, Mary, about glitter.
0:32.2	But you have to know that Rudy has been on the show before.
0:34.9	Oh.
0:35.9	Yeah.
0:36.9	You appeared some weeks ago in verdict number 518.
0:40.2	There's an app, L.E.Cort for that.
0:43.0	Rudy was the defendant.
0:44.5	His grown son, Patrick, was taking his dad, Rudy, to court because Rudy would not stop
0:50.5	pitching his idea for a new social networking app.
0:54.6	What's the app?
0:58.1	Well, first of all, you have to understand it's called Rudy's Place.
1:02.1	And it's a virtual hangout slash bar where people could hang out together.
1:08.1	And then they could buy each other drinks using the app.
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