Docket Deep Cuts

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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We are going back to the beginning of the JJHo inbox to find some DOCKET DEEP CUTS! Cases from 2010! The best fast food burgers, cats looking for milk, free-will arguments, ramen, and much more! Plus the FIRST EVER Judge Wrong Hodgman letter (™ Lela)!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorn where in Chambers this
0:06.1	week clearing the docket live with me from Brooklyn, New York City where the paint murals
0:12.0	are biggie is the great John Kellogg Hodgman. Hi John. Wow, you revealed my middle name.
0:18.4	Yeah, well, people need to know about your association with flakes. I don't, you know what?
0:26.1	I have no truck with flakes Jesse. No truck with flakes. I like solid people and I like crunchy
0:33.8	cereal like grape nuts. No flakes nuts. You know what I mean? That's what I'm about. I also love
0:40.0	grape nuts. I am not a descendant of John Harvey Kellogg, the founder of the Kellogg Sanitarium
0:45.2	whose brother invented corn flakes. Actually his brother ran the Kellogg. Oh, someone's going to
0:51.3	write me a letter. There's two brothers. One of them was a was a health nut, not a great nut.
0:55.6	It's going to be TC Boyle is going to write you all right. Yeah, exactly right. T. Corragus and Boyle.
1:00.4	That guy goes by his middle name. That his middle name is his calling card. Corragus and that's my
1:05.7	middle name. That's what he says. It's a sketch phrase. Yeah. Jesse, we're clearing the docket.
1:11.5	Next week we're going to go back to live let it can cases. We've got another doc to clear and
1:15.8	I've been thinking about some rollkin through these dockets over these trying times. Every time you
1:21.9	end the episode you say the docket is clear and you know why that bothers me a little bit.
1:28.0	Why is that, John? It's false, not true. Docket's not clear. Docket is never clear.
1:33.6	Wow. Do you know because I was working with producer Jennifer Marmer over there in Los Angeles.
1:38.8	Hello, Jennifer. Hi. And you know we put the docket together. I was like there are some cases
1:46.3	that like there are a bunch of docket cases that I've never heard. I like I put them in the docket
1:49.9	folder. Well, I don't know one, two, maybe three years ago and never got back to them.
1:56.4	So yesterday I was like I wonder what the first email I got in the docket was and it goes back
2:04.1	all the way. Jesse Thorn to the year 2010. 2010 starting with Ian's letter from October 23rd,
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