Might As Well Judge (Rerun)

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

We are taking the week off this week, so we are bringing you a JJHo Classic! Jackson brings the case against his friend, Jesse. They are at odds about the merits of Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony. Jesse insists Michael Anthony is an unsung genius. Jackson disagrees and wants to put this debate to rest. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? With Expert Witness John Darnielle!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.6	I'm bail of Jesse Thorn.
0:06.3	This week might as well judge.
0:08.8	Jackson brings the case against his friend Jesse.
0:11.7	There are odds about the merits of Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony.
0:16.6	Jesse insists Michael Anthony is an unsung genius.
0:20.2	Jackson disagrees and wants to put this debate to rest.
0:24.0	Who's right?
0:25.0	Who's wrong?
0:26.0	Only one can decide.
0:27.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman, interest of courtroom, represents an obscure cultural
0:32.7	reference.
0:33.7	So, when we were first designing the label, my original hot sauce, we came up with this
0:38.4	phrase on the front, which I thought was kind of witty.
0:42.3	But unfortunately, places like Trader Joe's take a look at the bottle and they go, oh,
0:46.9	no, I don't think we're going to go for that.
0:49.6	So we're in the process of revamping that.
0:52.7	End quote.
0:53.7	bail of Jesse Thorn, please swear the litigants in.
0:56.9	Jackson, Jesse, please rise and raise your right hand.
0:59.4	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
1:02.8	So help you God or whatever.
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