All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.

Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.

Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93X.

Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift.

But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect.

Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.

That's standard heating.com.

The 93X.5-haired morning show. heating.com. The 93X half-assed morning show.

Ninety-three.

Fair.

Yeah, here we go.

No turning back now.

Can't thank you enough for dialing into today's program.

Welcome to the 93x half-ass morning show.

There's my life partner off to my left, Josh. Josh, you down or what?

I'm down.

I'm always down.

No, no, no. Down with the clown, chillaxin? You know how I like to do? I like to kick it. I'm kicking it already this morning. I like Wednesdays, actually. It's my favorite day of the week around here for whatever reason. Good for you. I think, Ashley, you've agreed with me on the past, haven't you? Yeah, windays are pretty nice. What is it about Wednesdays where the show just seems to, I don't know, be a little better than the rest of the week? We'll be finally woken up from the weekend officially, maybe. Maybe that's the case, but Nick and I were just talking about how tired this week has been. Yeah, a very sleepy week. Well, now you've added some pressure to the situation.

Well, I said usually just to give us an out.

You did say usually by God.

So we have an out.

I just learned a new term.

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