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The Dave Chang Show

Christmas Dinner Draft After Dark

The Dave Chang Show

The Ringer

Food, Arts, Society & Culture

4.88.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Night has fallen once again, and Dave, Chris, and Noelle have assembled for another late-night recording and their last challenge of the year: a Christmas dinner draft, with some truly startling combinations landing on the table. Also discussed: what to wear to a baby's 100-day celebration, using crumpets as hamburger buns, navigating Mad Cow Disease, and whether you can set any limits at all on what you're willing to call a side dish once you've let lumpia in the door. Hosts: Dave Chang and Chris Ying Guest: Noelle Cornelio Associate Producer: Sasha Ashall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Oh

0:14.1

Prepare for this

0:17.5

Shit we have a prepared

0:22.5

It was already he was already such a formidable foe unprepared. What are we gonna do with him prepared now?

0:28.1

Fuck I hope we're recording all this you motherfuckers

0:33.2

That's what we're gonna keep welcome to the day of Chang-Show

0:36.8

Part of the bring our podcast now we're presented my major dumb media if I was cursing

0:41.1

It was cuz christian and noelle were just hurting me my feelings

0:47.2

Because they were lobbing insults at me and my lack of preparedness

0:51.3

No way man. I was just I was saying that we were having a draft night tonight

0:56.2

And usually you come in cold and here you are with your all your prep docs. I don't know what we're gonna do

1:02.0

We don't say the chance. We don't say the chance. I don't write anything down. I have a photographic memory

1:08.2

Oh my goodness

1:10.8

Yeah, yeah, do you ever see the grassy saw one time?

1:14.8

Yeah, did you ever see the great movie the paper chase? No, no, we should watch it

1:20.5

It's about the the intensity of Harvard Law School

1:23.5

And there's a first year law student that tells like the most notoriously difficult professor. He's like

1:28.4

Professor. I have a photographic memory

1:33.4

This is you right now, and I was like remember note to cell phone

1:36.5

I was like not that I have a photographic memory, but

1:39.6

Anyone that ever does actually have a photographic memory you should never know because nobody should ever

1:44.8

Tell somebody ever tell anybody that

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