Chrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Go catch Chris at The Theater at MSG in NYC on September 23rd. Get tickets at https://chrisdcomedy.com/tickets. Chris Distefano joins Tom Segura as a guest bear in Bert Kreischer’s place this week! Tom and Chris discuss, Chrissy’s new look, weight loss, the effects of social media, Chris’ new show “Super Maximum Retro Show”, and much more! Chris also shares some hilarious stories about his dad, Tampa Tony, meeting Steven Tyler and Phil Collins, as well as a wild story about an argument Chris witnessed.

Transcript

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0:00.0	I got injured in December of 2020.
0:01.7	I saw that video on point hub.
0:02.9	Another announce when I want to make
0:05.0	I've committed just for the year of 2023 to not be gay.
0:07.6	That's for the year.
0:08.4	I'm not going to be gay.
0:09.6	How great would it be if I'm saying this?
0:12.2	Saying all this right now and then you find out tomorrow
0:14.2	I killed myself in my hotel room.
0:15.9	Like I hung myself right off the balcony.
0:19.2	But Johnny is like how like 100% like Nadov gay.
0:23.8	Gay gay gay.
0:24.8	Like you know what?
0:25.5	As soon as you see it, you were like that guy's got come
0:27.6	dripping out of his ass.
0:28.7	100%.
0:30.7	I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, you.
0:32.7	He's back.
0:36.2	I mean you really at this point don't need an introduction.
0:38.8	But we'll just go ahead and say it.
0:40.8	The right intention, wrong move tour is going.
0:43.4	You can get tickets right now at ChrisD Comedy.com.
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