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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Bonus: Live from MGM Grand in Las Vegas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave was filmed in front of a live audience of MGM Rewards Members at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. It's a bonus episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave live on Saint Paddy's Day! We start with a dental update from Tom, Bert reveals his affinity for HBCU Cheerleading videos, and Bert expresses how no one can love Tom like Bert does. They discuss their testosterone usage, Taylor Lewan from Bussin' with the Boys invites Bert to Beer Olympics, and Bert talks about Ila jokes he had removed from his Netflix Special Razzle Dazzle. The bears discuss St. Paddy's Day, Bert wants to invest in homosexuality, and hygiene. The bears end with a Q & A.

Transcript

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0:00.0

A lot of reward programs are boring like getting rewards for groceries after draining half your savings on a carton of eggs

0:07.8

Getting a few reward points is the least they can do and where's the fun in that?

0:13.0

But MGM rewards now that's a reward program that actually rewards you for doing the things you love

0:20.9

By joining MGM rewards you can earn points for having the time of your life in Las Vegas or at any MGM reward destination

0:29.6

And then redeem those points for even more world-class experiences

0:33.6

All the experiences you get to have in Las Vegas and then you get rewarded for them

0:37.9

The MGM rewards portfolio includes over 20 destinations across the country and even 12 on the Las Vegas strip like MGM Grand

0:46.6

Belagio and more you can earn rewards on slot machines

0:50.7

Hotel rooms a day at one of MGM's pools. You know the things that are way more fun than running errands or pumping gas and

0:57.7

You'll receive perks like room upgrades dining credits and exclusive ticket access to the best comedians

1:05.2

Performing in Vegas so visit MGM rewards dot com to become a member on your next trip to Las Vegas

1:11.7

Subject to earning and redemption limitations applicable to certain purchases and in certain states must be 21 years or older

1:18.4

Please gamble responsibly call 180522 4700 or visit MGM resorts dot com slash game sense

1:27.7

Oh

1:31.4

Right ladies and gentlemen are you ready for two bears one cave

1:42.0

Let's give a warm welcome to our hosts Tom Sagar and Bert Kreischer

1:51.2

Oh shit, what's up Las Vegas how you guys doing?

1:57.8

Thank you MGM rewards at the MGM Grand at Las Vegas give it up for the MGM everybody for hosting this for us. Yeah

2:06.7

Bertrand

2:08.0

Congratulations wearing two watches like a fucking lunatic

2:13.1

Yeah, I treated myself my special brazil douse was streaming right now and now streaming right now in Netflix

2:19.1

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you to all of you for all the repost all the shares spread in the word

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