Rosebud Baker Auditions Chris for Season 50 SNL HOST!! | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 161

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 133 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing. 00:00 - Intro 04:15 - Saturday Night Live! 10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier 16:00 - Living in NYC 18:30 - Making Babies 22:42 - Primal Humans 30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked 35:49 - Producer John Update 38:12 45:51 - Not Cocaine 48:30 - City Slickers 57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 2 1:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead 1:16:02 - KATE MIDDLETON (POW) 1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!! 1:35:10 - Mike Cannon Baby Names 1:43:17 - Dead Petz 1:52:35 - Puerto Ricans Be Like 1:56:27 - Anotha Voicemail Yo 2:04:35 - Chrissy Socials Support Our Sponsors Joymode Go to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code CHAOS at checkout. Manscaped Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code CHAOS at Manscaped.com. PrizePicks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.0	buddy. They're starting to find research now about ALS that the people who are most prone to get it
0:44.4	are people who garden a lot how did Stephen Hawking get it so low his mom just
0:48.3	had him out there but his face has a fucking rake and I just
0:55.0	just eventually splinter it look around there's no cops get back in the car
0:58.4	drive safely home I do not recommend this to any child I don't do it I heard her
1:02.3	while she was like shaking me around my Obie who's like this very very
1:07.1	Italian woman she just goes that's a big baby.
1:10.1	Chris really you're disgusting? be. Chris, really?
1:14.0	You're disgusting.
1:16.2	If these bites knew, if these bites knew, write in heart bases on your comments, if they knew how
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1:25.2	look at you the same way, honey. I'm Don't let me forget this if I get too high.
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