Chris Thayer / Nicole Byer

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Hello Babies! We don't know about you, but we are having a great day! Not only has Lisa adopted a whole new "post-massage" persona, but Bojack Horseman Season 2 is available now! Lisa has also found some notes from her childhood that basically prove that as a child, she could see the future. Also, Martha Stewart has a friend named Muffin and she made her muffins for her birthday! Speaking of Muffin, what would our names be if we we're born today? Comedian Chris Thayer joins us to discuss all the living and non-living things that have made their way over Niagara Falls! Chris also makes us all feel a little better about secretly enjoying Sublime. Expert Ficole Dyer explains how to improve your hiking experience and maybe even find love on the trails! Come, take a stroll with us!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:05.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:10.2	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses
0:15.0	Baby geniuses.
0:17.0	We know everything.
0:18.0	Baby geniuses.
0:20.0	We know everything.
0:21.0	Baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses.
0:22.8	We know everything baby geniuses.
0:25.6	Tell us something we don't know.
0:27.4	Babies.
0:28.4	Welcome to baby geniuses.
0:29.6	I'm Emily.
0:30.3	I'm Lisa.
0:31.3	Thanks for listening. I'm Lisa. I'm Lisa. I'm Lisa.
0:34.0	I'm Lisa.
0:35.0	Question? Who am I?
0:41.0	I just got a massage and I feel like a different person now.
0:43.4	Ooh, do you need a new post massage nickname?
0:48.2	Yeah.
0:48.8	Sasha Loose.
0:51.2	Sasha Loose. loose. I like it.
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