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Baby Geniuses

Asa Taccone / Jared Logan

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2015

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Hello Babies! Listen, we have a lot to talk about (we've been doing this a long time! We like interesting art! We've been watching Seinfeld!) but mostly CHECK OUT THAT INTERESTING BIRD BEHIND YOU! People (dudes) keep asking Lisa to draw them into Bojack. We also discuss bad habits and stuff we're looking forward to! Asa Taccone joins us to discusses Largest Body Parts! He also shares his thoughts on how we meet people in the modern age. He also shares an embarrassing story or two! Expert Morton Kind joins us to discuss his extensive doll collection! Hey ladies, lean in!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, producer Travis here just wanted to jump in real quick.

0:02.6

At the beginning of this episode we talk about it being episode 99.

0:06.0

Slight miscalculation, we're actually a couple episodes shy of 99,

0:09.7

but don't let that throw you off.

0:11.2

Enjoy.

0:12.4

A billion years ago there was nothing. Don't let that throw you off, enjoy.

0:12.6

A billion years ago, there was nothing but space

0:15.6

than one of God's wet farts,

0:17.1

threw all the planets in place.

0:18.5

There were no signs of life on Mars or Venus,

0:21.4

but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses we know everything

0:35.6

baby geniuses tell us something we don't know

0:38.3

hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm'm Emily. I'm Lisa.

0:43.0

Thanks for listening to our show.

0:45.0

This is episode 99.

0:46.0

Holy shit.

0:48.0

Oh my God.

0:49.0

It took us like four years to get to this many?

0:52.0

Three? I think we started doing this podcast in August of

0:59.4

oh I don't know 2011 we've been doing this for three years I think. Our first episode...

1:07.0

That's four years. Is it? Oh my God, I don't know anything.

1:11.0

Yeah, yeah, it's 2015. No, I think we start in 2012.

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