Allen Strickland-Williams / Dan Hodapp

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2015

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Hot-diggety-dog, do we have a good episode for you! Emily has an obsession with a Japanese cat game and Lisa got a massage! Lisa also watched a Periscope that involved a bee and a nostril. If you could have any exotic pet (without any of the negatives) what would it be? Comedian Allen Strickland-Williams joins us to learn about pre-mastication and take part in an impromptu Minions point/counterpoint in this week's Wiki of the Week. He's also distracted by a fly before telling us everything he knows about presidential elections and being a page at NBC LA. Expert Parker Kerry gives the straight scoop on frosting and icing, then tells all about his campaign for an elected position on a frosting forum! Enjoy!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.3	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa thanks for listening
0:31.1	oh boy what a show hot. Hot diggity dog.
0:35.0	This is going to be a good one. We've already been recording for a little while and we are, I'm drunk.
0:42.0	I'm drunk, yeah.
0:43.5	Are you drunk?
0:44.1	I drank a few mamosas, I'm very hot.
0:47.2	Yeah, they should have water.
0:50.2	But I won't.
0:50.8	I kind of have a headache now. So like we said, this is going to be great.
0:55.0	It's going to be really good.
0:57.0	Let's get into it.
0:59.0	I understand you want to talk about a periscope you saw.
1:04.0	Yeah, so periscope real quick.
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