Sasheer Zamata / Nicole Byer

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2017

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! If we’re not supposed to pick our noses, why are our fingers *exactly* the right size to get up in there? Emily goes to West Virginia and visits a secret government bunker. We read the Wikipedia page for “The Most Unwanted Song,” a novelty song designed to incorporate musical and lyrical elements annoying to most people. We welcome Sasheer Zamata, who turned 21 while working at Disney World. On Expert Hour, we are joined by a small unnamed child who will share some animal facts.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:25.8	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa. Thanks for listening to our show
0:43.6	We're back baby. Oh yeah we took a little break. Yeah. For Thanksgiving. We did. How is your Thanksgiving? Mine? Or our guests. Both.
0:44.4	I mean, our listeners.
0:46.3	That's what I meant.
0:47.0	I meant you, Lisa.
0:48.2	Do over.
0:49.4	Mine was great.
0:50.3	It was very relaxing.
0:51.2	My parents came to visit. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. I like them.
0:56.0	Did you guys, did you cook here?
0:58.0	We cooked at my brother's place.
1:00.0	Okay, did you do the whole like turkey everything?
1:03.0	We did pasta.
1:04.2	Oh, yeah, pasta from scratch.
1:06.7	Ooh.
1:07.6	My brother's girlfriend did all the work.
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