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Judge John Hodgman

Beyond a Reasonable Bout

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.87.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

MaxFunDrive is still happening! Become a member today and support the production of Judge John Hodgman every week. This show could not exist without your support! Visit maximumfun.org/donate to contribute and to check out what kind of sweet thank you gifts you can receive!  This week on Judge John Hodgman, Brandon files suit against his wife, Marie. A few months ago, Brandon won his first and only amateur boxing match. He’s starting to get the itch to compete again but Marie is opposed! Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Thank you to Ryan Stratton for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

0:04.8

I'm Baylif Jesse Thorne.

0:06.6

This week, beyond a reasonable bout, Brandon brings the case against his wife Marie.

0:12.0

A few months ago, Brandon won his first and thus far only amateur boxing match.

0:18.4

He's starting to get the itch to compete again, but Marie is against it.

0:23.2

Who's right?

0:24.2

Who's wrong?

0:25.2

Only one man can decide.

0:26.6

Please rise, as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural

0:32.0

reference.

0:33.4

Many fighters choose to listen to music before a fight.

0:37.2

It gets them pumped up.

0:39.5

Me.

0:40.6

I choose to listen to your podcast.

0:43.2

I find it properly in raging.

0:46.0

So thank you.

0:47.0

Baylif Jesse Thorne, swear them in.

0:49.6

Brandon and Marie, please rise and raise your right hand.

0:53.1

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you

0:56.9

God or whatever?

0:58.1

Yes.

0:59.1

Yes.

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