Calling Comics for 2 Bears 5K | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 217

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2024

⏱️ 89 minutes

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SPONSORS: Visit https://betterhelp.com/BEARS today to get 10% off your first month. Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave to start the new year! This time they aren't alone as a discussion on new year's resolutions spirals into a marathon challenge that leads to FaceTime calls involving several comedians. Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, Michelle Wolf, Tim Dillon, Stavros Halkias, and even Louis C.K. all jump on the show to address the newly dubbed "5K By May" challenge from the bears. While waiting on replies from Dave Chapelle and Kevin Hart, Bert and Tom, continue hunting for comedians to add to their list of bangers. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We want to do a 5K and we would join us.
0:03.8	Not in a million years, not in a million years.
0:07.2	So this is watch Bert die.
0:09.2	Yeah, Louie.
0:11.8	100%.
0:14.0	2.
0:15.0	This episode is
0:18.0	This episode is brought to you by S-A-A-T-V-V-A-V-G-G-M slash The by Saatva at t v a dot com slash the shit that's where you want to go and you can get
0:27.7	two hundred dollars off any mattress of your choice I got to tell you I was just on the road, multiple cities, multiple
0:34.8	hotels, nice hotels, great beds, but there's nothing like getting home and getting
0:41.9	into my own bed, my premium solaire mattress by Saatva.
0:48.0	Yeah, it is the, in my opinion, the best. I mean, it's a dream to sleep on. I don't have to sit up on my own. I can just
0:59.1	chill out, veg out in zero gravity mode. I can't believe they make something like this for a very reasonable price.
1:08.1	They pass on the savings that they get from not having storefronts to you.
1:13.2	Please follow my lead on this.
1:15.3	Go to S.a. T.va.com slash the shit
1:20.4	and get any mattress with $200 off.
1:25.0	Somebody said goodbye to type 2 diabetes
1:27.8	and he's sitting right across from me right now.
1:30.1	Happy New Year.
1:31.3	Happy New Year's, everybody.
1:33.0	I hope you are hung over as fuck right now.
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