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Chaperone Horror Stories: What Kids Did On School Trips Is NOT Making Bert Feel Great About His Trip

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Bert was just extended a tremendous honor from his son! He asked him to chaperone his senior trip! Only issue? He's a little nervous...what could possibly go wrong with a bunch of teenage boys in a foreign country?!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. What went wrong when you were escorting a bunch of teens on a trip? Is that sun in your

0:06.3

Yeah, it's doing it again. It's always about this time. Yeah, that sun comes up and goes down around the same

0:10.9

time. It's annoying, man, every day. So what happened when you were chaperoning, uh, kids on a field trip or

0:19.3

in a case like this, a senior trip, one 855 birth show.

0:23.3

I was honored and so was my girlfriend that my 17-year-old son, who's a senior now,

0:28.1

asked both Amanda and I to chaperone on his senior trip.

0:33.1

His mom can't make it all, but he asked her also she can't make the trip.

0:36.3

So I am chaperoning a bunch of 17 and 8 year olds, 18 year olds.

0:42.2

Whoa, that would change a lot.

0:45.4

And a bunch of their parents as well down to Costa Rica for five days.

0:50.8

And it starts on Saturday morning.

0:53.2

What could possibly go wrong with 17 and 18 year olds

0:57.8

in Costa Rica, right? What can go wrong? So let me ask you guys when you were chaperoning

1:03.2

or you were escorting kids on a field trip. What went wrong? One 855 bird show and I went online

1:08.5

and I was getting some suggestions on what exactly could go wrong

1:12.9

because I wouldn't be ready for anything, right?

1:14.8

But some of these were extreme.

1:16.1

And a lot of them actually had to do with the parents getting out of line and not the kids.

1:21.8

Oh, okay.

1:23.5

I'm very careful which parents I ask to come on school outings with me now.

1:28.9

I've had a parent who chased pigeons into a popular square to pull their feathers out.

1:34.6

I've had a parent who took her group of pupils to the pub for a pint at lunchtime.

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