Celtic Woman

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2015

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Happy St. Patrick's Day, bitches! Jackie and her Celtic bestie get into the holiday spirit by downing Guinness and talking all things Irish.

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0:00.0	Hey!
0:02.5	Hey!
0:05.5	Hey!
0:11.0	Top of the morning to ya bitches!
0:13.0	Happy St. Patrick's Day!
0:14.5	I'm Jackie Shemel, writer and creator of the Bitch Bible,
0:17.0	and I am shitting rainbows to have my best friend,
0:20.5	who also happens to be Irish,
0:23.0	even though you have virtually lost your accent,
0:26.0	and were recently on a Juice Clens,
0:28.0	which basically makes you a complete Los Angeles girl?
0:32.5	No.
0:33.5	True.
0:34.5	Because I'm a consummate professional, big word consummate.
0:38.0	You're learning so much.
0:39.5	I have no clue what that word means,
0:41.0	but it sounds good, right?
0:42.5	Yeah.
0:43.5	I've decided to start drinking heavily.
0:45.0	It's not even noon,
0:47.5	and Ruth brought us some Guinness beers,
0:50.5	so let's just pop it and take a sip.
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