Okay, so this is a very delinquent after the Rose special bici bachelor breakdown.

I'm Jackie Shemal, the writer and the creator of theBitchFible.com.

We're doing this because I am still recuperating from that three hour fiasco and feel like it's

my civil duty to have a very special and very necessary recap of the finale that aired

this Monday of the bachelor.

If you didn't watch it, this is going to be really weird for you to listen to, but bear

with me.

Tell me work through my post-batchler crazed hangover is bachelor enthusiast and BitchFible

endorser, Lauren.

Hi.

Hi, Lauren.

We are just meeting now, but anyone that lives for the bachelor and also likes the Bitch

Bible is on the fast track to becoming my best friend.

And I feel like we've already bonded.

We've already talked about poop and rehab and rehab and court and court, which are my

three favorite things to talk about.

And the bachelor, number four.

So we're good.

You could honestly be a rampant serial killer and it would be fine.

I'd still love you just because of all those things.

Spoiler alert, if you are a huge douchebag and have not watched the finale yet, you should

turn this off or maybe don't turn it off because I want to get the downloads, just maybe

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