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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2024
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired September 23, 2024: Two guys, one cup, one Sentra. Literal craps. Everything you've ever wanted to know about D3 lacrosse.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air conditioning. |
| 0:04.6 | Standard Heating and Air is looking for an accounting administrator and customer service representatives |
| 0:09.4 | to join their team. Learn more at Standard Heating. Com slash careers today. |
| 0:14.0 | The 93X Half-Aast Morning Show. |
| 0:17.0 | Ninety-nine! |
| 0:18.0 | Three. |
| 0:20.0 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:21.0 | What today? |
| 0:22.0 | Today's Monday morning. Work, work, work, work. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh, that's not fun. |
| 0:25.0 | Let's just get it over with. |
| 0:26.0 | Little universal moments that we share separately the things that make us the same. |
| 0:31.0 | Do you ever look at your watch, and then you don't know what time it is? |
| 0:34.0 | And you have to look again and you still don't know the time. |
| 0:38.0 | So you look a third time and somebody says what time is it? You say I don't know. |
| 0:42.0 | Do you ever notice how sometimes all day Wednesday, |
| 0:46.4 | you keep thinking it's Thursday? And it happens over and over all day long. And then the next next day you're all right again. Do you ever find |
| 0:54.6 | yourself standing in one of the rooms in your house and you can't remember why you |
| 0:58.4 | went in there? Do you ever try to pick up a suitcase you thought was full but it wasn't? |
| 1:04.0 | And you go, and for just a split second you feel really strong. |
| 1:09.0 | When you're going down the stairs, you could swear there was one more step. |
| 1:13.0 | Holy shit. My hips are in my chest. |
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