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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2024

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired September 23, 2024: Two guys, one cup, one Sentra. Literal craps. Everything you've ever wanted to know about D3 lacrosse.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air conditioning.

0:04.6

Standard Heating and Air is looking for an accounting administrator and customer service representatives

0:09.4

to join their team. Learn more at Standard Heating. Com slash careers today.

0:14.0

The 93X Half-Aast Morning Show.

0:17.0

Ninety-nine!

0:18.0

Three.

0:20.0

Good morning, everybody.

0:21.0

What today?

0:22.0

Today's Monday morning. Work, work, work, work.

0:24.0

Oh, that's not fun.

0:25.0

Let's just get it over with.

0:26.0

Little universal moments that we share separately the things that make us the same.

0:31.0

Do you ever look at your watch, and then you don't know what time it is?

0:34.0

And you have to look again and you still don't know the time.

0:38.0

So you look a third time and somebody says what time is it? You say I don't know.

0:42.0

Do you ever notice how sometimes all day Wednesday,

0:46.4

you keep thinking it's Thursday? And it happens over and over all day long. And then the next next day you're all right again. Do you ever find

0:54.6

yourself standing in one of the rooms in your house and you can't remember why you

0:58.4

went in there? Do you ever try to pick up a suitcase you thought was full but it wasn't?

1:04.0

And you go, and for just a split second you feel really strong.

1:09.0

When you're going down the stairs, you could swear there was one more step.

1:13.0

Holy shit. My hips are in my chest.

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