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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

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4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2024

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Originally Aired September 24, 2024: Dick Bremer. Sharting vs. code brown. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about sandblasting the bang boat.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half- Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air conditioning.
0:04.6	Standard Heating and Air is looking for an accounting administrator and customer service representatives
0:09.4	to join their team. Learn more at Standard Heating. dot com slash careers today.
0:14.0	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:17.0	Ninety-nine!
0:18.0	Three.
0:20.0	This is Tuesday.
0:22.0	What? No, no way. Today is Tuesday. What? No, no way.
0:23.0	Today is Tuesday.
0:24.0	Who's ready to go next?
0:26.0	I was walking out of a house party
0:28.0	and my buddy stopped me at the front door of the house party and went,
0:32.0	hey man, eat this edible. And I was like, no thank you.
0:35.8	I'll eat an edible at my house of my choosing when I'm safe. And he goes, it's just a 5 milligram
0:42.0	edible. You'll be fine. And I was like, no thank you. I don't want it. And then he went, bro. And then I just had to eat it.
0:56.0	Just an infallible argument. I don't know why more defense attorneys don't use that.
1:00.0	Your Honor, bro.
1:03.0	Well case dismiss, this guy's chill his ass.
1:08.0	Get the handcuffs off him.
1:10.0	Showtime, baby. Yeah.
1:13.0	I think I hear where that dude is going with.
1:19.0	It's a versatile word, isn't it, bro?
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