Attention of people of London, England, and the surrounding area. Are you being served?

In terms of justice? Well, guess what? Judge John Hodgman, the podcast you love,

is returning to London and the London Podcast Festival to serve you some entertaining justice,

some live cases, and some songs and other surprises. It's Judge John Hodgman at the London

Podcast Festival, September 15th and 16th and guess what? I'm here to tell you that if you go and

buy tickets to London right now and use the code Judge 2023, that's Judge 2023, you will get 30%

off your tickets. Now, I don't know what that is in pound sterling, but it's 30% off over here

and perhaps around the globe. Go to vanfreaksroadshow.com for details and ticket links. Remember to use

that code Judge 2023 for 30% off your tickets at the London Podcast Festival coming right up.

We'll be hearing multiple cases so you can submit your cases via vanfreaksroadshow.com as well.

That's vanfreaksroadshow.com, London Podcast Festival, 30% off using code Judge 2023.

Okay, then, Ahoj. I mean, that's an English term for goodbye.

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorn. This week,

Case the Rainbow. Dave brings the case against his niece, Morgan. When Morgan was about five years old,

she stole Dave's special collection of red skittles. Then she ate them. Even now, after 24 years,

Dave is still mad. He demands restitution. Morgan says she was just a kid.

Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the

courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference. If we could live our lives backwards,

everything would be an omen. Bill of Jesse Thorn, please swear them in. Dave Morgan,

please rise and raise your right hands. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth? So help you, God or whatever. I do. I do. Do you swear to abide

by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he's always eating Reese's pieces?

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