Injunction Junction

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Dan brings the case against his wife, Carrie. Dan wants to build a model railroad in a small switching layout that simulates a switchyard. This type of model railroad does not move in a loop. Carrie says that a model railroad is pointless if it doesn’t move in a loop! Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast, I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn.
0:06.2	This week, in Junction Junction, Dan brings the case against his wife, Carrie.
0:12.4	Dan wants to build a model rail road.
0:14.5	He'd like to build this rail road in a small switching layout that simulates a switchyard.
0:20.1	This type of model rail road does not move in a loop.
0:24.3	Carrie says a model rail road is pointless if it doesn't move in a loop, but Dan thinks
0:29.8	it could be really cool.
0:31.8	Who's right?
0:32.8	Who's wrong?
0:33.8	Only one can decide.
0:34.8	Please rise, as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:39.4	reference.
0:40.9	Copper comes from Arizona, peaches come from Georgia, and lobsters come from Maine.
0:49.0	The wheat fields are the sweet fields of Nebraska, and Kansas gets bananas from the grain.
0:56.0	Old whiskey comes from old Kentucky.
0:59.3	Ain't the country lucky.
1:01.2	New Jersey gives us glue and you, you come from Rhode Island and little old Rhode Island
1:08.4	is famous for you, Bale of Jesse Thorn, swear the litigants in, but up, but up, boom.
1:14.2	Dan and Carrie, please rise, raise your right hands.
1:16.4	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you,
1:20.4	God or whatever?
1:21.4	I do.
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