Caroline Calloway: Scamming & Self Obsessing

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.5 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Hannah goes through all the accusations that Caroline Calloway is facing online and Caroline tells her what is true or false. She explains why she didn't write her book, why she didn't pay the advance back, her adderall addiction, what hell happened with her creativity workshops, why she took 2 years off instagram, why she doesn't do sponsored posts, how the media would have reacted differently if she was a guy, a tutorial of what to do if you get scammed, her favorite hate comments, why she has a vendetta against Seth Rogan, why she admitted to being greedy, how much truth was in Natalie's essay, who she thinks the real Natalie Beach is, why adderall was her drug of choice, her biggest physical insecurity, wanting fame, her magical relationship with pills, secret influencer parties in LA, the model who she was dating, her dad's suicide and ultimately how she plays the internet like a violin.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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0:00.0	And it's so tough for me because she suffered all the consequences of being-
0:04.3	Is this you saying that to end it?
0:06.7	Like when you admitted you're greedy or do you actually feel like you were a sugar?
0:10.3	Yeah, I'm at the end of my sentence of how hard I'm about to drag Natalie.
0:14.2	So let me, let me finish my fucking sentence.
0:30.0	What's up guys? Welcome to the dark depths of hell.
0:33.7	I am with the flower queen, Instagram phenomenon that is Caroline Callaway.
0:40.9	Welcome to hell. Thank you. I've been here for quite a while if you've been reading the news.
0:47.6	If you don't know who she is, I don't know, you haven't been looking at the news,
0:51.6	which might be mentally healthy for you.
0:53.2	For both of us. Just in that case.
0:54.7	Yeah, just fucking Google her name if you want to. Or I'm going to give you a little summary,
0:58.8	but like the cut, the New York Times, L, anywhere that writes anything,
1:02.8	has been writing about you for over a month.
1:06.5	Actually, since January. Since January.
1:10.0	This is good, you're fact checking me.
1:11.7	Also, l.com just came out with how to dress like Caroline Callaway for Halloween,
1:16.3	which is pretty epic.
1:17.7	Yeah, so obviously I'll be talking to my therapist about that,
1:20.5	because that will be crazy.
1:21.7	Yes, your therapist is probably a good time with you.
1:25.5	She's like, what is it today?
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