You remind me of this girl, my first girl crush in college, my first one year that I literally

thought I was gay and she reminds me so much of you. Like sporty and like great lips.

You, my friend, I feel like we're not going to make out of this. We're going to be full on data.

Full on data, it's my goal.

Welcome to Burning the Earth.

Okay guys, welcome to Burning and Hell. It is a very, very hot one today.

I'm a host, Hannah Burner. Today we have the incredible stand-up, the roast master, my eskimo sister.

I'm glad you laughed at that because it was a risk.

Oh my god, it was a risk.

Oh my god, I'm so proud to have thanked someone that is also banged you.

Like, I'm proud to have thanked someone that's banged you. We both can brag about it.

I love you so much, but I first didn't like you at all because you dated someone who hurt me

and who rejected me and then he went into a relationship with you right now.

I mean, I'm just getting into this. I didn't even plan on talking about that.

You know, it's funny. I said, we might hit on it. We might later on.

I mean, it's undeniable. That's how I got introduced to you. It was just one picture that there

was of you two together and I fucking, it was so bad. It was a picture too. I know the picture.

My arm looked huge.

No, it didn't. You looked so cute. I was obsessed with it and you looked so fun.

I was obsessed with his hand placement on you. I was like, God, he loves her and cherishes her.

And like, it just, oh man. And I didn't hate you. I really did. I said, I hate you.

But you know the way that you feel about someone when you've been rejected and then they,

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