Andrew Collin: Puddles & Panic Attacks
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2019
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Andrew explains how he became Nikki Glaser's best friend, what it was like being a professional dog walker, why people call him Puddles, pranking siblings, being a hypochondriac, real estate agent, fish monger, how he started stand up at 30 years old, that time he thought he was choking to death, how therapy changed his life, procrastinating, bombing, and Zoloft.
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| 0:00.0 | I bomb so hard I heart this old man kept going that's not good |
| 0:04.1 | That's not good and I broke character. I had this character named Andy Schallas who's like this happy go lucky with a mustache |
| 0:10.1 | And I finally just go fuck you old piece of shit. I'll come out you want me to fucking come out there and fucking kick your old ass |
| 0:15.9 | And I was like so anyways |
| 0:30.0 | I was up my little devils. Don't forget I have three live shows coming up early November |
| 0:40.0 | We got Philly Boston Long Island. They're selling out click the link in my description for this podcast for tickets or on my Instagram bio |
| 0:48.0 | Also, if you're a New York City this weekend, I'm going to a very very special concert and you guys should come |
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| 1:22.7 | Tidl.com slash rock the vote. That's title.com slash rock the vote. Okay. Are you gonna start? Yeah |
| 1:32.5 | Okay, you guys welcome to heaven just kidding. We're in fucking hell |
| 1:37.1 | And I just drop the f-bomb because I'm excited. We've a guest a very special guest Andrew Colin |
| 1:43.4 | He's a stand-up comedian Nikkei Glazer sex live and host of the Puddles podcast. How how you laughed? |
| 1:50.5 | Welcome. Well, that was the joke. Yeah, the sex slave thing |
| 1:55.2 | That was funny. Usually the joke happens at the end try again. I don't know |
| 1:59.6 | I kind of want to just put it in the middle to surprise you. It's never should be in the middle. Are you not her sex labor? |
| 2:04.4 | Are you? No, but that should be you have a denied it. Andrew Colin host of Puddles comedian Nikkei Glazer sex lady. Can you stop man-sweaning how to intro someone to a podcast to me? |
| 2:13.3 | You have a podcast you've had four episodes. Okay, you're gonna call me out for man-splaining for the first two minutes of this thing |
| 2:18.8 | I'm just saying make me look like a horrible human man. You did man-splaining. I joke-splained. You joke-splained as a man |
| 2:24.6 | You're so annoying you literally have like three podcasts out and you got Heather McMahon on in you think you're like the shit now |
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