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The Bert Show

Can You Beat Cassie’s Mom Fail?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

When you make your child think they’re being abandoned, that would be considered a mom fail. Cassie will explain what went wrong! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the bird show. This is it the last week to get your hands on a Mercedes-Benz for $100

0:06.6

It's the first time you hear us talking about that you're like that is not possible. Yep. We do it every year because RBM of Alpharetta gives us a brand

0:14.6

new Mercedes to hook you guys up with. So we do a raffle each and every year and it's

0:19.1

coming to an end quick. Yep, we have less than 400 tickets left of the 2,500.

0:24.1

So those are incredible odds, one in a 2,500 chance in driving away

0:29.2

with a brand new 2023 Mercedes-Benz GLA 250 SUV.

0:34.4

Those raffle tickets only 100 bucks a piece

0:36.8

and it's a tax write-off.

0:38.6

It's a donation.

0:39.3

Yeah, you don't care about that though.

0:40.7

All you want is the money and or the car I should say and to help

0:45.2

kids out so all the info get it this week the 24th it is over at the birch show

0:50.6

com 25th the birch so dot com or birth's big adventure.org

0:55.8

All right cast mom fail what happened man I I I tried I really did I think all parents look back when they've done something and they're like I could have done that a little differently that didn't end in you know trauma for my child that she's gonna talk about with a therapist when older, but hey, what can you do?

1:13.6

We're all doing it for the first time.

1:15.6

I went back to Louisiana to go to my high school reunion and my parents and my sister were going to watch Hazel, my daughter, who is almost

1:25.8

four and my son Max, who is 20 months old, while my husband and I went to my high school reunion,

1:31.4

which is like the next town over it's like a 30 minute drive and

1:34.3

this is our first time I mean we've left them with family before but it's always

1:38.9

been for like I had surgery or we I had my son Max you know we've only left them with family for when we've had to

1:45.3

so I'm nervous but I'm like they're gonna be in bed going to bed it'll be fine they

1:50.2

should all if everything goes to plan be sleeping they'll never even know we're

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