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Would You Dare Enter The Most Extreme Haunted Houses In The Country?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Do you love haunted attractions during #SpookySeason? For some folks the more extreme the BETTER! Would you dare enter one of these INSANE haunted houses? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it. The Bird Show.

0:02.0

All right, there are haunted houses where things go wrong,

0:05.0

or there are haunted houses where things really go wrong.

0:08.0

All right, what I have done for you all is I have pulled

0:12.0

the scariest haunted houses around the country and you have to decide

0:16.7

which one you're going to step foot into. Are you ready?

0:20.0

Ready. Let's do it.

0:21.0

Right.

0:22.0

First haunted house, the victim experience in Las Vegas.

0:28.7

It's geared towards masochist.

0:32.0

The victim experience promises bodily harm at the very least.

0:36.6

This experience ensures that each participant feels like they are a victim and will

0:41.0

genuinely think that they are about to die.

0:43.9

Consisting of electric shocks, ice cold water donkey, dunking and shredded clothes.

0:48.9

This extreme event also requires a safe word which is used 70% of the time.

0:54.7

Wow.

0:55.7

Expect to be bound, only left to crawl and even dragged by tormentors.

0:59.9

Only eight visitors allowed per night.

1:02.0

Yeah, I didn't even have to finish night. Yeah, no.

1:04.0

See, the thing that Mo and I were talking about last week

1:06.1

is haunted houses don't scare us because we know they can't touch you.

1:08.9

But in a place like this, you're giving a green light?

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