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PT 2: How Soon Is Too Soon To Wear A Couple's Costume?

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🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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They’ve barely started dating...is it weird that she already asked him to wear a couple's costume for Halloween? What do you think? Here's how HE felt: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Fertia.

0:01.7

I saw them this weekend, a lot of couples costumes.

0:05.6

Already?

0:06.6

Yeah, already?

0:08.6

I won't say what's part of the town I was in, but yeah, there are people rocking the costumes a couple

0:13.6

costumes which are cool if it's okay by your man but I'm always a little bit

0:17.5

nervous that you're emasculating the dude because they're they are aiming to

0:21.8

please and you're putting them in costumes that are just not cool for do

0:25.8

What's worse? Making your man do a couple's costume or putting your pet in a costume?

0:31.6

Oh, your man? The man. No putting your pet in a costume. Oh, your man.

0:33.0

Put your pet in a costume.

0:34.6

Have you ever tried to put a costume when a cat?

0:36.6

They hate it.

0:38.1

They're miserable.

0:39.1

Yeah, and I've always had this theory about that when you put your costume on a dog. It might not be next

0:45.8

week. It might not be the month after, but that dog is looking for the perfect time to bite

0:51.3

your throat.

0:52.3

I did a whole thing one time at a radio station called Petoween where people dressed up their

0:59.1

pets and costumes and the news came out and did it and my dog Duke was in the news you know the little

1:04.4

corner shot beside the news anchor that they put up the picture it was my dog and

1:09.3

an afro in that

1:15.0

we were disco dogs, but we got it. All right, so Abby, we took this email on Friday that was saying, look, is it too early for us to do a couple?

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