Alice Wetterlund / Matt Cordova

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2014

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Hola, babies! Our guest this week is delightful comedian Alice Wetterlund from Girl Code! She teaches us how to meditate and cat whisper. Pillows and blankets in both stories for our bedding enthusiast listeners!! Then: Menace Expert Johnny Everett teaches us all we need to know about menaces, which is, really, not that much. PLUS! UFOs - are they Canadian?! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Alice Wetterlund Matt Cordova

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place
0:06.2	there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed
0:10.6	with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.7	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa so nice to be hearing from you again in reverse you're hearing from us you're
0:37.3	literally hearing us you yeah do deaf people have podcasts they can't. I immediately regret that question and I didn't
0:48.0	want to say it out loud but I started it with one word and then I had to finish
0:51.2	it. Blind people definitely do.
0:53.4	Do you ever send, well yeah, blind people definitely do.
0:56.4	Yeah.
0:57.0	I feel like a, yeah, a podcast is just a TV show with no action.
1:06.8	Do you ever send someone a boring text because you have like started typing something and then decided not to send that but you know
1:10.2	that they've seen you start typing something so you have to send them
1:12.9	something I think I did that to you yeah you were gonna say something mean and
1:18.5	then you didn't no I just was gonna say something and then uh I don't know, it was just boring so I was going to
1:25.2	erase it but then it was going to seem like you were just going to see the dot dot dot and
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