I Move Around On Stage Like The Audience Has A Gun

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week Jackie is super tired. So tired that she actually turned down work! She also tells a story of a comedy condo where there was a suit of armor in her room. Plus Laurie wants to stab her mother in the face. Comic of the Week: Helen Hong @funnyhelenhong Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.7	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:09.1	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:12.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show,
0:15.4	the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:18.8	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show
0:21.8	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:24.3	Wow
0:26.5	Here we are
0:28.5	Lori Kilmartin
0:29.3	Jackie Cation
0:30.7	Thank God Kyle is here
0:32.7	Yeah
0:33.4	Yeah
0:34.1	You're in
0:35.6	It's uh
0:37.2	Well, okay So we were going to do two tonight, but you're exhausted. I am wearing the one ring. I'm going to fucking dork out hardcore on you because I am stretched so fucking thin. You're never tired. How did this happen?
0:50.2	I literally feel like I'm going to throw up. It's not okay.
0:55.0	It's not okay.
0:56.5	Why did Kyle laugh?
0:58.1	That's the hardest he's ever laughed at anything either of this is that.
1:01.5	Right. If I throw it up, if I throw it up right now, if I threw up right now, would that be the funniest?
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